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 Aseomistajien humoristinen luokkajako - mikä näistä olet 

Mikä luokka on lähinnä sinua?
Noobi/vastuuton kaveri 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Codifani 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
Punaniska 24%  24%  [ 7 ]
Preppaaja 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
Aseintoilija 7%  7%  [ 2 ]
Soturi 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Uudelleendramatisoija 3%  3%  [ 1 ]
Asehistorioitsija 17%  17%  [ 5 ]
Operaattoritactical 10%  10%  [ 3 ]
Fiksu kaveri 21%  21%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 29

 Aseomistajien humoristinen luokkajako - mikä näistä olet 
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Verkossa tuli vastaan humoristinen jenkkikuvaus ihmisistä jotka omisavat aseen. Tunnistatteko itsenne näistä? :D TOkihan nämä eivät istu suomeen kauhean hyvin, koska kulttuuri on kovin erilainen ja myös lupakäytäntö Suomessa paljon tiukempi. Täällä aseille pitää olla laji ja tarve, niitä ei saa vain jos haluaa tai itsepuolustukseen.

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The smart guy: He is well prepared to defend himself, either in the terms of physical defense and defense of the Second Amendment. Probably owns: Any number of guns, it doesnt really depend, its all about personal preference.
The Unbeliever AKA the Fudd: He doesnt really believe in the fundamentals of the Second. Just uses it as a way to hunt. Probably owns: Sport rifles, shotguns, definitely nothing “tactical” or “big and scary.”
The Tacticool: Dresses in Blackhawk, wears tactical belts, has 5.11 shirts, wears US Flag ballcaps, tactical button ups/polo shirts. Probably has tactical underwear, though not sure why you would like underpants made out of hard material… Probably owns: AR-15s, Beretta 92F and FS, basically anything military issue that looks “tacticool.”
The Military Buff: Collects WWII, Vietnam, Cold War military hardware and stores it in his closet. Some of these guys collect old guns, and a lot of them never even shoot them. Probably Owns: AK-47, SKS, M1 rifles, M14, etc.
The Re-Enactors: They reenact battles. Obviously. However, the difference between them and The Military Buff is these people get together in large numbers to reenact large battles. Probably owns: Depends entirely on what they reenact. Can be anything from a Thompson to a muzzle loading musket.
The Military Guy: These guys are former military. Probably owns: AR-15, other guns that they are familiar with, weapons they served with. Probably other weapons in addition.
The Gun Nut: He owns a ton of guns for any number of reasons. Mostly far right, well prepared to defend the Second. Probably owns: Doesnt really matter. Mostly up to personal preference and budget.
The Prepper: Owns a bunker and stockpiles food as well. Probably owns: Mostly personal preference, but can be same as the Tacticool. A lot of preppers are Tacticool.
The Redneck: Classic redneck. Far, far, far right. Probably owns: Anything they get their hands on.
The Quiet Guy: On the outside he could be any Howard, Dick, or Joe. Oh, and by the way, did you know he owns a gun? Generally he never tells anyone. But he owns it for a number of reasons. Probably owns: A lot of these guys get guns for self defense, so a lot of them get pistols.
The irresponsible guy: “I was out jogging that night and accidentally dropped my bag next to the school. Crap, I think I had my gun in there! Wait, did I even pack my gun? I cant remember!” Probably owns: Any guns, its their irresponsibly that matters.
The COD/HALO fan: That guy who says “clips” when referring to “Magazines.” Also the guy who gets kicked off the range for trying to do some kinda “quickscope 360 trickshot” stuff and ends up muzzling everyone. Also the guy who flips magazines and reloads really impractically, just like in the movies and video games. Think you can carry infinite ammo with the right cheat. Usually pretty young too. Probably Owns: “Assault Rifle.” M4A4. Pro-90. “Combat PDW.” “Carbine Rifle.” “SMG.”
The n00b: Goes around looking like an idiot. Looks down the barrel like an idiot. Calls an AK-74 an AK-47. Cannot differentiate clips and magazines. Thinks that putting all kinds of scopes, rails, lights, grips, on their gun makes it look cool. Probably owns: personal preference.
Pros: These guys make livings off shooting. They are pro shooters, and very skilled at what they do. Probably owns: Personal preference.
Grandpa:
Probably owns: Personal preference.


Mon Jul 18, 2016 8:38 pm
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Valitsin ihan vain vaate- enkä asekaapin sisällön perusteella; Operaattoritactical. Pitäähän sitä nyt olla tacticool! Tyyli ennen tarkoitusta - vai miten sen nyt meni? ;)

Ei mutta, ihan hauskojahan nuo tuollaiset listat ovat. Tuubista löytyy myös muutamia ihan viihdyttäviä videoita joissa esitellään näitä erilaisia ampujien stereotyyppejä.

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Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:42 am
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Aseomistajametsästäjät ei sovi näköjään humoristiseen luokkajakoon..tosikkoja perkele :mrgreen:


Tue Jul 19, 2016 10:11 am
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Onhan punaniskat mainittu :D

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Tue Jul 19, 2016 11:22 am
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Uudelleendramatisoija - suhteeni tuliaseisiin on romanttinen ja syvästi rentouttava.

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Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:30 pm
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Multi Punaniska.
Tykkään käytännöllisyydestä, realiteeteista, kokeiluista, varmasta toiminnasta/aseen toimimisesta, ominaisuuksien hyvästä tuntemuksesta, historiasta, fiilistelystä vaikkapa yksipiippuisen kuustoistasen kanssa metsälammella mukana vain yksi patruuna.
Ampuma taito / tyyli on sekoitus kilpa-ampujaa, ampuma-hiihtäjää, soveltajaa, tarkka-ampujaa / metsästäjää ja ennenmuuta tuhovoimaista sotilasta 8-)


Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:54 pm
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Ihan nuubi ja muutekii vastuuton jamppa. Artisti maksaa.


Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:22 pm
Lalli Kirvesniemi wrote:
Ampuma taito / tyyli on sekoitus kilpa-ampujaa, ampuma-hiihtäjää, soveltajaa, tarkka-ampujaa / metsästäjää ja ennenmuuta tuhovoimaista sotilasta 8-)

Eli musta pipo kallellaan ja sukset jalassa kesät talvet tulittaa kertalaukeavalla itsestäänladattavalla sarjatuliaseella 40x suurentavan punapiste rautatähtäimen läpi pahvisia eläimiä ja vihulaisia??


Tue Jul 19, 2016 3:25 pm

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Juuri näin! Tilanne on päällä ympäri vuoden :)


Tue Jul 19, 2016 6:32 pm
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Irresponsible/White trash/Gun nut combo

Pyssyjä on monenlaisia ilman yhdistävää teemaa paitsi halpa hinta :D pääsääntöisesti toimintakunnossa paitsi ne mitkä ei just nyt löydy tai odottaa korjaustoimenpiteitä mitkä piti joskus aloittaa. Taktisena varustuksena itäblokin vihreä talvipomppa ajalta ennen Brezhneviä. Ja johonkin kivääriin saattoi olla hihna. Ehkä.


Tue Jul 19, 2016 8:19 pm
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